Friday, September 30, 2005

To My Fellow Austinites....

I only have one simple request of you, my fellow Austinites. If you must get into any kind of a car accident, can you please please please do it when I'm not a) On my way to work, or b) on my way home from work. That would really really make my life a lot easier.

You see, when you wreck into another vehicle in the morning, say, between the hours of 7am-8am (or even 8:30am on a bad day...) or anytime in the afternoon before 6pm, then it really puts a damper on my day.

So really, if you could just schedule these on weekends only. And maybe just on the south side of town, that would much appreciated.



Mel said...

And Dear Mr. Policeman...please don't sit on the side of the road for no apparent reason with your blue lights flashin. it makes people slow down, stop and look, grind to a hault, which then, causes accidents while katie is trying to get to work. so, please, really, pull into a donut shop to do your paperwork. surely you know where one of those are!

Mike Cruthirds said...

Why not just use your super-powers and fly to work?
::scratches head::