Thursday, August 27, 2009

Adventures in Potty Training...

We're right in the middle of potty training Will. We've got the peepee down but I can't get him to poop in the potty to save my life. Right now I'm feeding him prunes like they're going out of style, hoping that he'll accidentally push it out while he's peeing. So far it hasn't worked so I'm taking that to mean that he needs to eat more prunes.

Last week I heard Will in the bathroom and he told me that he pooped in his underwear. Since I was feeding Ellie I told him to clean it up by himself. (Also hoping that it would deter him from pooping in his undies in the future) Then I hear him say "OH NO! Poop fall on floor, need help Mommy!" I go into the bathroom and see this baseball sized lump of poo on the floor. That's gross.

I leave for 5 SECONDS to put Ellie down and I hear "MOMMY! JENNY EAT POOP! JENNY EAT POOP! GROSS JENNY! BAAAAAD DOG!" I thought to myself " Surely she's not actually eating his poop because that would be disgusting. She's probably just sniffing at it and he's confused..."

No, she scarfed that shit up so fast that she was already on her after dinner drink by the time I got there.

So gross!


Kelly said...

hahahahahahahahhaha! I'm crying! Holy hell.

As I put it in perspective though... she saved you a lot of trouble!

Trade you Merlin for Jenny.

Femme au Foyer said...

Oh goodness! I had to pull Husband in to read this, it was so funny! Poor Will is probably scarred for life!

CoRi said...

OMG!! Jenny is a poo-poo eater!! By the way, welcome back to blogging, I can't wait to hear more.

The other day Kaleb walked over to me and said "uh-oh" and handed me something, it was a turd ball. They were falling out while he was walking.

Katie said...

Ha! Poor Chris is so embarrassed. He's now asked me not to tell anyone so I left out the part about putting it on my blog. I'll feign brain fart since it won't be hard to convince him of that!